Below are the 7 most recent journal entries recorded in thegossipist's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
7:10 pm	Don't got much time, so lets just cut to the chase. Happy new year btw, hope Christmas was joyous and full of gossip! OK now onto the goods: Christmas, christmas, what can I say? I have finally decided to end the Suman ragging once and for all. For some reason, the coldness was turned back to normal on xmas - but by our convo I was shown another side of SOMEONE ELSE - aka, tasha! Looks like our resident queen bee (yet she so vehemently denies) went back and repeated an *entire* conversation (and I'm not kidding) to her best buddy! WTF! And she says she "never" does this - well, ahem, excuuuuuuuse me. Before chapter Suzy Moozy is over, we must discuss the following: I have pinpointed her problem, it's that she's a nerd turned cool, or attempted to be cool. I don't know if you guys have ever headed to this chick's house but there's the worst picture I'm sure she's ever taken , I think it's from grade 7 or something. Not cool, the hair is ridonkulous. Anyway, like I said before, she goes to the hairdresser EVERY WEEK to get her hair straightened. Now if that's not funny, I don't know what is. LOL. So the nerd turns high maintenance! and I see she has retained her horse-like laugh. haha. Parman (see master list of coupling) got a new dog..mooshi or something? wth? where do you find the name MOOSHI?? LOL. The dog looks exactly like Scooby, who unfortunately passed away. I wasn't his biggest fan anyway, but its still sad. Just as a side note, rumour on the street that Scooby was living at mommiji's instead of Suzy's house was because of her dinky sister in law. Suzy's entire family (her mom ,dad, brother) was willing and ready to embrace this poor, homeless dog who's father (navi - WHOOPS, navDEEP) abondoned him in the name of education. :p BUT this random, Neilam (how the hell do you spell it and isn't that a guys name?) said NO. LOL. Bitch, please, who the hell are you to say no when the house you livin' in ain't even your own?!?! LOL. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get a serious laugh at that one! So if you are a Scooby fan, point the finger at her for his death. Oh newsbreaker, sort of, she's pregnant again. haha. :| this may sound really rude, no it IS really rude but why are they at everything? they arent even part of the family. It annoys me THAT much or I wouldn't be wasting a minute of my life complaining about it. Like, what, thye can;t have their own christmas dinner? god. auntie nerma is like fucking OBSESSED with them. ugh ugh it's worse then uncle benny & co. I think she's (nerm) is a little too inviting at times for my taste. But this is the person who had a party and purposely excluded like 3 people in an entire grade. HEH. I got a little jipped at christmas over my money. I usually get over the standard 100 from granny dearest. :( I feel all 'normal' again....I thought things were looking up for poor old me when Navi left the country. I have a sagging feeling that he's the grans favorite. *GROAN*. I think when and if (well theres no if acutally) aman moves out I have her to myself... I mean I can't really "compete" per se with babies, aka Jaylem and Montana. Montana is goign to be really lucky because she's auntie valg's kid. If you've been livin under a rock for the past 45 years, it would be impossible to miss that she's the fave out of all mommiji's kids. Bottem of the rank would be auntie vickey. So I have to fight!!! heh. So as I was saying, by default, Montana is lucky. I don't see the big deal with this kid - she's OK looks wise. I think she's one of those 'so ugly, they're so cute!' kids. JAYLEM is a kid that's actualyl really cute. the thing about Montana though is that when your parents are freakin university prof's (aka BRAIN!!!!!!!!!! Valg is a serious brain, sooo soooo sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ridiculously smart) and your Dad is..uhnmm lol something, like bank something, your boudn to be a genius. I swear, this kid ishaving full convo's already. She's 3. But I think the fact that KEVIN is her DAD bugs ME! hahaha. Vickey was mentioning early that she first realized that Kevgeet were first made for each other when she noticed how picky they both were at restaurants. lol its actually so funny. these 2 love food. haha. OHHHHH and in other news, Tasha (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 24th, 2005
4:37 am	christmas? what if suman is theer. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i bet she will be. man, she' sjust like the scapegoat for this website. aww. lol but shes sooo easy to make fun of, i cant help it! (Comment on this)
4:36 am	Christmas is coming... and the crew is ready to head to abbotsford tomorrow night. :) i'll be sure to stir up the drama and report it! (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 17th, 2005
4:16 pm	i wish someone in the family would have an affair. like phyllis and nick on Y&R .. that was some hot sex ya'll. good sheesh!! that would be the hottest thing EVER EVER EVER if someone would just cheat on someone in this family. im talkings moms side of course. unless its happening under our noses! oh i would die. just DIE. if.... ok im afraid to name names in case any of these people read my blog... ok if suman and navi had some sort of extra marrital affair going on that would be like NICK AND SHARON FROM Y&R OMG... EEEE. or like..that rajan (how the hell do you spell his name?). ok. well. the alcohlic guy but his wife is like hot. he's an idiot!! he would NEVER be able to get a chick that hot in the real world (im talking arranged here) . the possibilities!!! im really getting carried away!!!! what if sami had a hot affair! but i like her and peno together, on the hotness scale i give them 9/10. so thats out. i think kelly is way to hot for her hubby, she should have an affair too...that could be like the ... the... umm..lexie and tek affair off DOOL!! ahahhahaa. ahahhahahahahahhahahaa. im really wasting time aren't i? Lmao... wow if anyone ever read this...it would actually be the funniest thing ever... because remember these are all real people! (wow im really into soap analogies. i like to compare arpen and paul to "bo and hope" lol. lol. LOL.) (Comment on this)
4:15 pm	im going to slam someone every day!!!!!!! WOO HOO!! okie, im going to rip apart the 20 something year old group. this includes people who think they are 20 something. first person that comes to mind...nav. ok this chick, i dont know where she's from. fell out of the sky, into the family. like really, who the frack is she even married to? does anyone even know? apparantly the schmo she's married too i'm related too. hahahaha .. what was i going to say...OH ok i dont understand her obsession with tna. she has everything i have. nav - mother of two, why are you dressing the same as someone in high school???? eww. suman. bwahahaha. ok now i chicken out someone might read it, but OH WELL! all together now "EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS IS MY BUSINESS!" I'm like Perez (not PARIS, PEREZ) Hilton (perezhilton.com). sorry where was I , suman ... eh ok... so she is one half of what i like to call the fantabulous two. the other half is tasha. these two are ridiculously inseperable and i refuse to understand why. its no secret that when i find a couple i ship them to no end (arpen and paul? lauren and micheal? dee and drake? brad and jen? ben and jen?)... ill always be a sucker for dana and navi. lol. long gone, long over, but i hang on! these two like to gossip. they can out and out deny it but i KNOW. the reason im going to so much trouble to type this sht out is because im going to knock those bitches off their gossip queen throne before i even graduate high school. i like tasha's jean collection with the nike look. like citizens and nikes? everytime i go out in that i feel like tasha. its like her classic look. suman is apparantly too tall so she does this whole cropped thing with boots. i do that now too. lol. but so does everyone. did i tell you guys this chick is a dentist? yep. rakin the cash in. i'd really like to know where all this cash is going - the bmw *poof* disappeared, no benz... what is she even driving now, anyone know?oh and suman is now a mother. i know i know..if you know her its just shocking. like aunty nerma a grandma? thats like grandma kate on days of our lives. i dont now, but i havent seen any "change" in her except someone thats 30 (OmG) that shouldnt be a mom because she wasnt ready. oh well thsese things happen. anyway, im disappointed to report that tasha..our resident brown town LFA catholic girl ... became a...TEACHER. oh man. i dont know, but i have a hunch i overrated tasha's intelligence. like when you really start looking at things - she had to go to langara college, didnt get into ubc. then before ubc, sfu. i sniff a "i didnt get into ubc" situation going on here. maybe she was a partier in grade 12, you have to wonder about some of those lfa people. but going on my previous "intelligence" perception, this is someone who , if anyone SHOULD be raking in the cash like half a mill ayear. too bad. OK now on to the #1 thing that annoys me on this person , T, and where im going to rip them apart (what i do best!! ) it should be noted that this is a big waste of time , but i dont want to study for my bio test, i'd much rather slam someone so im procrastinating. lol. anyway. "I will only date indian guys" OK so maybe not word for word but yes, this is her perception. she is OBSESSED with getting married. like hello, you dont go outside your house and look for someone to date JUST so you can get married. in this what i like to call mish mash of india and north america (which means ugly, lame ass 500 people weddings which are myPET PEEVE) marriage has become something of a material item. like that brand new louis vuitton purse that everyone just HAS TO HAVE. marriage is a trend right now, i mean its always a trend, but in younger people - britney and kevin? jessica and nick? none of these couples work. and iwould hope that our resident brown town folk take note, but nooooooooo. "i want to get married, i want to get married!!!" it doesnt stop. tasha, im sorry, but this is not how you go about finding yourself a man! number 1 mistake, by eliminating 90% of vancouver's male population with this absurdly retarded "brown only" rule,you're bound to get nowhere? and at 27 like, get your act TOGETHER and start looking at things REALISTICALLY. i am able to say this without having been in any sort of relationship of this sort myself! its not that hard to figure out, but its this incessant influence of her brown friends that ceases to disappear. i must say, i miss the old tasha from high school - before she became seveena jr. seveena's a nice girl but i have a problem with her ways. she doesnt really fit in with this group ..shes liek 37 but oh well. if you live here, then live here but she wants to pretend this is india or something. buddy, i hate to break it to you but our grandparents, parents whatever, didnt bust their asses to come here for people like you to keep livin like its the goddamn village! sometimes i wish people like her would get the ship off to punjab for a month and see what life is like, so they'll conform to north american society. ok and its no secret i HATE the names she picked for her kids. um like ew. sorrryyyy.. just classic at jaylems party, her cell phone rings and its the most dipper song ever. good god. okie i guess i will wrap it up for today - but wait until we get to the adventures of the dusanj sisters! yes, these are 3 hot ladies that can kick it , gossip it, slut it - you name it!!!!! 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4:11 pm	So yesterday was my cousin Jaylem's birthday party. OK so more the bigger news - I decided I'm going to use this blog to report more gossip. Lets say that if the johl-chohan-dusanj-_______ (insert other last name here) clan had an Us WEEKLY - well this would be it! It's no secret I love family gossip, so I decided hey, lets just immerse in it. I like the fact that I can report about all those bitches i like but feel like saying bad things about here - and theres a 10% chance I can get caught doing it, because some of them may or may not visit my site. If you do, leave a comment. bahahaha... so lets get it started, I know all you fiends are dying to know whats going on in so and so's life (even if you dont know them). Um well at the party.. .heh, I dunno , lets just make bad comments about everyone... So we have everyone there. I thought this was a kids birthday... um but no, holy saint (*coughs*) vickey invites the whole family. Oh, yes, pretty much. This was first discovered upon talking to my cousin Ravin - and she says "are you going to jaylem's thingy?" I was just like how the hell does this bitch know SHIT. and thingy - can't you say PARTY? Then it dawned on me, vickey the gossip probably called tasha zee gossip and things spread in a domino like effect. Huh, like thats hard to figure out! I mean, it was odd enough a 16, no sorry, 17 year old knew about the party, lmao. There seems to be this expectation among the family that the kids have to say "Hi." Well sorry bitches, I think that my time is precious - its a treat to talk to me. If you want to talk to me, come on over and do it your goddamn self!!!!!!!!! Point 1 was Suman on this. She waddles up to me by the cake table. OK mistake number 1 " can you get me some cake?" Good lord, I am the WORLD's LAZIEST PERSON!!! Why would anyone ask ME to do anything? Like honestly. She continues. "You didn't say hi." um, ok - your point? "I guess I didn't see you" I lied. OF course I saw her. I must be the best liar in the WORLD..."Did you come with Navi?" I continued. Well, quite obviously she did. LOLOLOLOLOLOL . I was just nearly laughing the whole time. "Yeah, I did" she says. Heh. Well bottem line - I was somewhere in front of her talking to some friend Felicia, and out of the corner of my eye I saw her looking at me. So SHE saw ME first. Why should I have to take initiative, you people want to talk to me, do it yourselves . biatch! OK who else can I talk bad about....Oh Aman's fiancee Pardeep was really like eager beaver helping my mom out early etc. I saw her there and was like, she cant be THAT excited over a 3 year olds party, good god. I see she also jumped on the seven jeans boat. Whats with the family and sevens? Like people - true religion, rock and republic - get on it. Um seveena had bebe jeans...those arent really cool. I consider them like citizens of humanity knock offs. But shes a mother of two and still looks a 9.5/10 so I excuse it. Tasha was a no show, she appears to have fallen off the planet lately. If the family had a Britney Spears, w. papparazzi, Tasha would be it. Her parents came, it was kind of random. I thought you were supposed to come if you had ababy or little kid. Heh. Alright, I'm just going to stop there - I should be being MEANER. But I'm thinking a bout what if hte person reads it..bad idea... gotta work on this. :p come back later for the updated version!!!!!!!! (Comment on this)
4:09 pm	Welcome, all you family members I am the gossipist, a random unkwown who intends to dethrone all them gossip bitches in the family by taking this to the next level. Hell yes. (Comment on this)